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Call it a year

Call it a year.

Everything for summer is canceled, may as well just put up the christmas tree and call it a year! I don’t know if anyone else feels the same. But literally we had a love christmas and a new year, then suddenly come eend of January everything started going downhill. Like we hadn’t even been able […]

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Say what I think

Say what I think.

Of course I always say what I think… that’s why I’m always in trouble! I really do not see the point in keeping quiet and not speaking out when it is needed. I always say what I think, even if it does cause me to get into trouble. I’d rather be too honest than be

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pirate ship

Pirate ship.

Some parents run a tight ship, I run a pirate ship.There is some swearing, some drinking, and some mutiny from the tiny raiders I produced! I like to think I’m very laid back and a very relaxed, carefree Mum. I like to think I have it all under control and that I am the one

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When I have kids

When I have kids.

‘When I have kids they will never….’ Spoler alert: They will… oh, they will! You hear this time and time again as you get older. I am happy to admit I said this pre-kids. When I was young and stupid and had no idea what I was talking about. Before kids you picture this amazing

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Customer is always right

Customer is always right.

Whoever said, “The customer is always right” has clearly never worked with the public a day in their freakin life! Having worked retail before, I have to say… 9 out of 10 times the customer is actually wrong! Whoever said this really had no idea what they was talking about. The clearly never had to

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angry woman

Angry woman

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. Isn’t it funny that women used to be in the shadow of their men. Well now adays it is as if the women usually wear the trousers. And if they are upset they will let their man know. So

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An idiot

An idiot.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realise that you were an idiot,you are probably still an idiot. There are so many times in life that I look back on now and think, wow! I was such an idiot. I guess that is part and parcel of growing up, that you make

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Hot mess

Hot mess.

I’ve never been so thankful to be low maintenance. No nails, no lashes, no crazy hair upkeep, no tanning, no botox. I’ll just be the same hot mess coming out of all this as I was going in. I don’t care if I’m a hot mess anyway. But if I’ve been thankful of anything during

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take your clothes out to air

Take your clothes out to air.

Please take your clothes out of the wardrobe regularly to air them and allow them to stand in sunlight.Recent studies have shown that clothes kept in wardrobes during lock down will shrink! There are many down sides to lock down and one of them is the fact my clothes have started shrinking. I don’t know

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Vision problem

Vision problem.

I’m having a vision problem… I can’t see myself doing much today. My vision has serious issues, I just cannot seem to see anything productive happening today. Not that I am getting much donw these days anyway. But today in particular I just cannot see it happening. Maybe I should try back here tomorrow to

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