We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So, I’m not fat. I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! They say as you get older […]
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I pretend to be asleep and then I fall asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny. Isn’t it weird that the only way to fall asleep is to actually pretend that you are asleep by closing your eyes. You have to laying still and TRY not to think of anything. I hate that, because
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You drop something when you were younger, you just pick it up. When you’re older and you drop something, you stare at it for a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore. …Or you think if you stare at it long enough it will magically jump back into your hand. That is really just
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I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from; ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens!’ I think it’s true! The older you are the less you care about what people think and what you say. You realise it doesn’t matter what others think, you are entitled to your
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Old age comes at a bad time, You finally know everything just in time to forget it. This couldn’t be more true. If only I knew what I know now back when I was younger. Life has strange ways. I guess it’s just that way, so we can be tested and learn valuable lessons. But
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