Farmer Was Deciding Which Son Should Inherit His Farm …Wait Till The End An old Farmer is trying to figure out how to choose which one of his three sons should inherit his farm So one morning he decides to give them each a duck and tells them whoever sells it for the most money …
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An Old Owl Was Perched On A Tree …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a light in a window so he decided to fly down to the window ledge in …
Husband Sends His Wife Bunch Of Presents …This Is Brilliant “I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: “Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!’?” With …
A Man Was In Hurry To Catch A Train …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch …
Two Elderly Buddies Were Stuck With Nothing To Do …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking elderly buddies who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to-do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had …
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Two Old Ladies Are Walking Through A Museum …This Is Priceless Two old ladies are looking around a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there? The second old lady replied, …
Bride Asked Her New Husband To Do This …What Follows Next Will Shock You On their wedding night, a young bride asked her new husband to pay her $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than …
A Preacher Was Making His Rounds …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little Johnny trying to sell a lawnmower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out …
Husband Thought He Was Being Funny …What Wife Said Next Is Priceless One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused and decided that she …
An Old Farmer Lived With His Beloved Pet Dog …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?” Father …
