Widow Asked By Husband’s Friends Whether They Can Say a Few Words at the Funeral …Wait Till The End A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased’s wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, “Plethora.” The …
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Husband Is Walking Behind Wife When He Says This …Her Response Is Priceless Husband is walking behind his wife and says, “Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.” The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: “I’m not starting the …
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Husband and Wife Refused To Talk To Each Other After Honeymoon …The Reason Why Is Brilliant A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a …
Two Guys Were Working At The Airport …What They Say Next Is Hilarious Two guys were working at the airport, when a foreigner walked up to them. He asked them in Spanish, where the luggage pick up was. Neither could understand him, so they raised their hands and shook their heads that they don’t understand… …
Man Visits Governors Office To Apply For A Job …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A man visits the governors office to apply for a job. During his job interview, the interviewer asks him “Are you allergic to anything?” to which the man replies “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, have you ever been …
A Magician On A Cruise Ship Hated The Captains Parrot …Wait Till End End A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to …
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Little Johnny Goes To A Horse Auction With His Father …What He Says Next Is Priceless Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why …
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The Definition Of Success …This Is Hilariously Accurate What does success mean to you? Here is the most hilarious round up of success throughout your life time. If you hit these simple milestones then you can say you have been successful! Don’t let anyone say you haven’t achieved something! At birth, success is being alive. …
Old Man Writes An Ad In Local Newspaper …The Response He Gets Is Pure Gold A lonely man had never been married and was desperate for a wife so he posted an ad in his local newspaper. The ad said, simply: “Wife wanted.” When he woke up the next morning he was surprised to find …
Man Get’s Selected To Be A Judge At A Chili Cook-Off …This Is Pure Gold The notes are from an inexperienced chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas in the United States. FRANK: Recently I was honoured to be selected to be a judge at a chilli cook-off because no one else wanted to …
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