A Debate Like No Other …Wait Till The End An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of “When does life begin”. The priest said in the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah …
Little Johnny Is Late Handing In His Homework …What He Says Next Is Priceless “Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to Little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that”? “It’s …
Wife Casually Calls Her Husband At Office …What She Says Next Is Pure Gold A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon Wife: Hi, how are you? Husband: I’m fine! Wife : What did you have for lunch today? Husband : Don’t you have anything else to ask? You have only silly …
Police Dispatch Picks Up The Phone …What Follows Next Is Priceless The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded, “Sir, I don’t think I heard you correctly? A cat at your home?” “A cat! He has …
Teacher Asked Her Class This Question …Little Johnny’s Answer Is Priceless One day, the teacher asked her class ‘What vegetable makes you cry?’ No one in the class put their hand up. So, she tried again and asked the same question… ‘What vegetable makes you cry?’ This time Little Johnny raised his hand. As Little …
A Doctor Was Trying To Contact His Elderly Patient …Wait Till The End A doctor finally saw his elderly patient after a month of trying to contact him. The doctor said: “I see you’re over a month late for your check-up. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” …
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Little Johnny Asks His English Teacher This Question During Class …This Is Priceless Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, ‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in Hour, Honour……etc… His English Teacher …
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Man Excitedly Tells His Friends Of His Trip To Africa …Wait Till The End John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of his adventures: “I was out in the jungle.” He said. “When all of a sudden I heard a noise in the …
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A Senior Citizen Said To His Old Buddy …Wait Till The End A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good-looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’ ‘Does she have lots of …
An Elderly Lady Was Well-Known For Her Faith …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!” Hard times set in on the elderly …
