Matron Of The Church Was Cooking A Pot Of Her Famous Beans …This Is Hilarious One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck. Her son, Little Johnny… Came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the …
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Italian Man Goes On Holiday To Toronto …What Happens Next Is Hilarious One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down to eat soma breakfast.I tella the waiter I wanna two pissa toast. He bringa me only onea piss.I tella him I wanna two piss–he say, “Go to the toilet.”I …
Two Women Are Talking About Their Love Life Over Coffee …What Happens Next Is Brilliant Frustrated and at the end of her tether… “I don’t know what to do” groans Margie, “I’m too shy to ask for it, and he doesn’t initiate enough!” “Well,” said her friend Sharon, “I have a sure-fire way to start …
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Newly Wed Bride Tells Her Husband This …This Is Brilliant A bride tells her husband “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart”. “Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. …
A Blonde Goes Out With A Bodybuilder ….Wait Till The End A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder. Things go well and by their 4th date, she wants to take it to the ‘next level’. They reach her apartment and, after a nice dinner, begin to kiss and take their clothes off. The body …
Hilarious Tweets From Parents About Their Funny Experiences With Kids 1.Nothing like a dose of honesty in the morning 2.This 5-year-old was horrified with the Ancient Egyptians 3.Bananas are just one of the many things that can make little children very angry…. 4.I’m sure she was able to come up with a valid reason 5.Honestly …
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Hilarious Truth of Eating In The Fifties This is a list of honest and hilarious truths about food you’d find in the 1950s! Share this with everyone if you agree!Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti.Curry was a surname.A take-away was a mathematical problem. Pizza? Sounds like a leaning tower somewhere.Bananas and …
An Old Man Saw His Grandson’s Class Teacher …What Happens Next Is Priceless An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson Little Johnny coming, So he quickly told his grandson Grandfather: Little Johnny go and hide, your teacher is coming… and you haven’t been to school for 3 days now Little Johnny: No …
Little Johnny Said This To His Teacher …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper is open.” So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went near little Jonny and told him: “My dear, it would better to say: …
The Teacher Asks Her Students To Name Medicines …What Little Johnny Says Next Shocks The Teacher The teacher asks the pupils in the class to name medicines they know and state their uses. Little Susan stands and says, “PANADOL” Teacher: Used for? Susan: I think headache Teacher: Good Musa: PIRITON Teacher: used for? Musa: Helps …
