Young Man Asked How One Man Got Rich …This Is Pure Gold A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested […]
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A Man Goes Doctors Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra …Wait Till The End A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I
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Fireman Tells His Wife About Day At Work …You Won’t Believe The Ending A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on
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Married Couple Check Into A Hotel …What Happens Next Is Priceless A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at thebar, but his wife is extremely tired so shedecides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed when, suddenly, anelevated
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Little Johnny Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus
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Priest Was Teaching Group of Kids …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be
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Teacher Asked Class To Use Word Absolutely In A Sentence …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not, sometimes its black or has different
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Two Boys Were Lying In The Hospital …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first boy leaned over and asked, “What are you in for?” “I’m here to get my tonsils out, and I’m
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Little Johnny Is Constantly Late For School …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to
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Old Married Couple Are Sitting At Home …What Follows Next Is Priceless A 65 year old married couple are sitting in their home and suddenly, the woman says: “I want to tell you something. Go to the barn, go to the farthest bale of hay and bring what is there.” So the man goes to
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