Observations On Growing Older. Number 6 Is So True! It’s Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived ! 1.Your Kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are Perfect! 2.Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better! 3.You Forget names…. But it’s OK …
Husband Woke His Wife Up Complaining About Abdominal Pain. This Followed Next. Early one morning my husband, who works in a funeral home, wok me complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where tests were performed to determine the source of the pain. My husband decided not to have me call …
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Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men As far back as humans can remember, men have always been the ones who take the biggest risks with their lives. They have always been the ones to expose themselves to the dangerous around them compared to women. For example, even as far back as cavemen times, the …
She Insulted This Man In Front Of His Friends By Spying On Him. How He Got Back At Her Was Pure Genius! We really hope after this she learned that day she should mind her own business. Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose in to other …
He Was About To Be Put Under Anaesthesia When The Dr Said This! Please enjoy all these funny stories involving patients and their doctors. I can not believe what some of these people said! I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt …
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A Man Hates His Wife’s Cat, So He Decides To Get Rid Of It. But It’s The Cat Who Has The Last Laugh A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he …
Little Johnny Is Lying In Bed Busting To Go To The Toilet. What Happens Next Is Too Funny! Little Johnny is wakes from his sleep one morning busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her …
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Woman Blocks Traffic With Naked Cardboard Men What She Tells The Cops Is Priceless Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood …
Lady Goes To Her Gynaecologist With A Problem, What He Says Will Have You Laughing Out Loud A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years! There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind of strange…” “Let me be the judge of …
An Old Lady Was Standing At The Railing When A Man Approached Her To Say This… Truly Hilarious An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam.? I do …
