Grown Up Children Are Always Too Busy To Visit Their Parents …Until On Day Their Dad Rings Up To Say This…. A couple Eddie and Frances, had two children named Jerry and Julie. They were a loving, happy family, but of course as the children grew up they moved out to start lives of their …
Grown Up Children Are Always Too Busy To Visit Their Parents Read More »
The Truth – Funny Story An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved “I love you, Sally”. On …
When This Old Lady has a Problem Related to Passing Gas She Went Straight To The Dr… I Can’t Believe What Happens Next! An old lady goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with frequent gas.” She continues “Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, …
The Dress of Love – Funniest Joke Ever One day a mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly at the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. When she opens the door she is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m …
Man Shocks His Wife By Screaming at Her in The Kitchen… What He Says Next Is Priceless A woman is cooking dinner when her husband comes rushing in… He frantically runs over to the stove and tried to take the spoon from her hand, while yelling, ‘Stir faster! You’ve going too slow, it’s going to …
Man Shocks His Wife By Screaming at Her in The Kitchen Read More »
Two Married Men Discuss How They Avoid Trouble From Their Wives Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.’ ‘Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the …
Married Men Discuss How They Avoid Trouble From Their Wives Read More »
21 Of The Funniest Lies Parents Ever Told Their Kids Reddit users shared the funniest lies they’ve ever heard a parent tell a kid: 1. “My mom said they only named hurricanes after girls otherwise they would be himicanes.” 2. “When I was a kid my parents warned me that if I pressed the ‘reset’ button on the power …
21 Of The Funniest Lies Parents Ever Told Their Kids Read More »
Getting Kicked in the Balls Vs Child Birth I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said ‘nothing’. The reason …
Hilarious But True The Perks Of Being Over 50 Yes, we know that getting older is not always fun. But we are getting fed up with all the negativity that is attached to being ‘OLD’. Ask anyone that is over 30 and I can guarantee that they are much happier and content in life than …
The Dentist Was Shocked When This Man Refused Anaesthetics Because He Was In A Hurry. But The Reality Left The Doctor Dumbfounded. A man and his wife walked quickly into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my …
Man Refused Anaesthetics Because He Was In A Hurry Read More »
