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Old Man Feels Like A Horse

Old Man Feels Like A Horse

Old Man Feels Like A Horse …Wait Till The End An old man says he is feeling like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! Grandson: Oh yeah Grandpa, you and Grandma are “getting busy”? Old Man:

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Little Johnny Is Walking A Cow

Little Johnny Is Walking A Cow

Little Johnny Is Walking A Cow …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely

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Little Johnny Was In First Grade

Little Johnny Was In First Grade

Little Johnny Was In First Grade …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next There was once Little Johnny in first grade His teacher once asked him: “Do you know what the chicken gives us?” “Eggs” he answered “Correct, anything else?” “More eggs” “Besides the eggs, what does the chicken give us?” “Even more eggs, ma’am”

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