Funny

Two Women Were Talking About How They Died …Wait Till The End 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda! 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm […]

Man Has Hilarious Elevator Encounter …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F. He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde

Grandma and Grandpa Were Visiting Their Kids …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V pills in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re very

Husband Is Worried His Wife Is Going Deaf …The Reality Is Priceless Alfred feared that his wife Janice was developing problems in hearing. She seemed to not respond the same way as she used to. He thought she may need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach this dilemma, he called his family

Old Couple Go Back To Special Place …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End Jim leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We went behind that farm where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you right

The Story Of Creation …This Is Brilliantly Funny God created the dog and said, “sit by the door of your house and bark at everyone who comes in or walks by. I will give you a life span of 20 years.” The dog replied, “that’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years

Father Got Scared When His Daughter Said Goodbye …This Is Priceless A father tucked his 3-year-old daughter into bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.” “Why did you say goodbye, Grandpa?” her father asked. The little girl said, “I don’t

Woman Finds Out How Long She Has To Live …You Won’t Believe The End A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience. Her spirit was lifted up to heaven where she met God and asked Him,

Husband Gets A Rude Awakening After Going To Bed Drunk …This Is Brilliant After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed

Husband And Wife Were Having A Serious Quarrel …What Follows Next Is Priceless My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “Pack your things and……” At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop to allow her answer the caller. It was her dad. The phone was