The New Priest Wasn’t Aware Of The Code Word …This Is Brilliant There was an elderly priest who finally grew tired of hearing the same confession over and over again—parishioners admitting to adultery. One Sunday, from the pulpit, he warned everyone, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” The congregation liked […]
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Old Man Needed Help Writing A Postcard …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is
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A Texas Farmer Went On A Trip To Australia …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who proudly showed off his wheat field. “That’s nothing” said the Texan. “Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this.”
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Man Spots Sign Saying BEWARE OF DOG …What Follows Next Is Priceless Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is
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A Desk Clerk at a Hotel Gets a Call From a Drunk Guy …Wait Till The End At 3 a.m., a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon” answers the clerk. About an hour later, he gets a call from
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A Kangaroo Kept Escaping From The Zoo …Wait Till The End A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he
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Man Goes To Pharmacy For Cough Syrup …This Is Brilliant A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asked his assistant. “He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives”. “You idiot” said
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Man Returns Home In The Early Hours Of The Morning Drunk …You Won’t Believe What He Says At The End A very drunk man turns up at his house at 6 o’clock in the morning with his hair and clothes dishevelled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him
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My FIL Paid for My Spa Weekend …but a Mid-Trip Call Changed Everything When my father-in-law suggested that I take a weekend at a spa, I was completely caught off guard. The offer felt unusually generous, even thoughtful, and I couldn’t quite understand why he was so insistent. At first, I resisted. I had responsibilities,
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Why You Should Put Deodorant In Your Hair Deodorant is usually reserved for underarms, but in recent years, some people have started using it in a surprising new place: their hair. While it may sound unconventional, this practice has gained attention for its ability to manage sweat, reduce odor, and refresh the scalp in a
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