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Marriage Is a Big Step Let’s Not Rush Into It …This Is Priceless Clarence and Mabel were almost high school sweethearts.They met at a school dance in 1943. She liked swing music.He liked silence. From day one, Clarence said, “You talk too much.”Mabel smiled and replied, “And you listen too little.”They’ve been sharing sweet nothings […]

Man And Son Are Fishing …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old man and his son fishing. A moment later, a splash was heard. The boy had fallen into the water. The old man, however, jumped in after the lad and succeeded in getting him safely

Young Boy Was Late To Sunday School …Wait Till The End One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his

Three Guys Talking About How Dumb Their Wives Are …Wait Till The End The first story kicks off with a guy shaking his head at his wife’s seemingly illogical plan: “My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen, and she can’t even cook!” Not to be outdone, the second

Husband Thought He Could Get Away With This …His Wife’s Reply Left Him Speechless One evening after dinner, a husband—feeling a little too full of himself—decided to get cheeky with his wife. He leaned against the kitchen counter, sipped his soda, and smirked. “You know,” he said casually, “maybe we should start washing your clothes

Man Goes On a Blind Date …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud I was swiping through a dating app and matched with someone who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change, I decided to take a chance and meet her. I wasn’t expecting much, maybe someone a little rough around the edges,

A Married Man Was Having An Affair …This Is Brilliant A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he

Three Guys Go To Buy Three Toilets …Wait Till The End There were 3 men who wanted to buy toilets, so they went to the nearest store and were looking at the new designs of the toilets. The first guy asks for a toilet that would go nice in his log cabin out in the

Grandma and Grandpa Were Watching a Healing Service On TV …What Follows Next Is Priceless Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted

Two Old Men Decide To Go Out Drinking Together One Last Time …Wait Till The End Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the