Little Girl Goes To The Barbers Shop …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A young girl goes to have her hair cut She visits the bakery first, then her mother drops her at the barber shop. She’s around ten years old and has been getting her hair cut there since she was small. As […]
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Man Begs Doctor To Be Castrated …This Is Pure Gold A man walks into a Doctors office and says “I want to be castrated!” The doctor refuses. The man screams “I want to be castrated!” and throws 4 grand in cash on the table. The Doctor reluctantly performs the procedure. Three weeks later the man
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Conductor’s Amazing Plan …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A businessman rushed to the station just in time to catch the Rockhampton Express from Brisbane. After taking his seat, he asked the conductor when the train would arrive in Gladstone. “There are no stops in Gladstone on Wednesdays,” the conductor replied. “What!” exclaimed the businessman.
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Platoon Of Soldiers Were Training …This Is Priceless The trainer was instructing a platoon of soldiers. “I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle,” he explained. “Now begin!” After a few minutes, one of the men stopped. “Why
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Little Johnny Was Late For Soccer Practice …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny was going to be late for soccer practice “Dad,” said Little Johnny. “I’m late for soccer practice. Would you please do my homework for me?” Little Johnny’s father said irately: “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.” “That’s okay,” replied Little Johnny. “You could
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Man Goes On A Blind Date …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man’s friend sets him up on a blind date with another friend of his. The man is worried about going out with someone he has never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” he says. “I’ll be stuck with
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A Man And A Pig Walk Into A Bar …Wait Till The End A man and his pig walk into a bar. The pig has three good legs, and one wooden leg. “Now there’s a story,” says the barman. “I’ll give you a free beer if you tell me about the pig.” “Pig’ll ‘ave a
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Two Rabbis And A Priest Go Fishing …You Won’t Believe The End Two rabbis invite a priest to go fishing with them. They get to the middle of the lake and have a wonderful time. Soon Rabbi Isaac decided to switch to lures, but he’s left his box in the truck. He simply gets out
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Husband Had Habit Of Forgetting Anniversaries …Wait Till The End Tom and Sarah had been married for over 20 years, and Tom was notorious for forgetting anniversaries. Every year, Sarah would drop subtle hints about their upcoming anniversary, but Tom always managed to overlook them. One year, Sarah decided she had had enough. She told
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Man Was At The Bar All Night …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A man had been drinking at a bar all night and pukes down the front of his shirt. “I can’t go home like this my wife will k!ll me” The bartender sees this and says “put a $20 bill in you pocket
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