Funny

As you get older you’ve got to stay positive.For example, the other day I fell down the stairs…Instead of getting upset I just thought, ‘Wow, that’s the fastest I’ve moved in years.’ As I said before there are many downsides to getting old. Not that getting old should be seen as a bad thing. But […]

We should start Referring to age as levels.Because ‘I’m at level 50’ sounds much cooler than just being an old person. As the old saying goes age is just a number. But it is awfully annoying as it keeps creeping up year after year. Like a ticking time bomb that can be very destressing for

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at the dollar store! I know it is part of their job and obviously it is company policy. Of course it is not down to them. But I really hate when cashiers check

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking,“I may as well pee while I’m here” There are many many MANY downsides to getting old but I have to say the lack of bladder control has to be one of the worst! It’s like being a child again have having

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry! Over the years I have tried just about every diet going to try and shift some weight. But each time I just can’t stick to them and end up failing. Then I am back to square one and go awhile before

I see people around my age mountain climbing… I feel good about getting my leg through my underwear with out losing my balance. Sometimes I wondered if I am just old before my time, or very unfit. Because I see people my age running marathons and climbing mountains. Then here I am struggling to put

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older… …younger! When I was younger I was always baffled by this question. You are always asked it growing up, especially in high school when you are a teen. I wondered what they wanted the answer to be? How was I meant to

Mom, I’m sorry for all the things I did when I was a kid. Will you please take off the curse that my kids will be ten times worse than me? I can’t take it any more. I used to wonder why my Mom used to say ‘you just wait’. Like what does she mean.

Smile. It makes people wonder what you are up to! If there is one thing that scares people more than anything, it’s if you just sit there smiling. It makes them worry what you are up to. Or they worry about what you have done, or maybe what you are thinking. Especially if you just

It’s ok to talk yourself it’s even ok to answer yourself… but when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said – you have a problem. I have actually found that some of the best conversations I’ve ever had have actually been with myself. The sad thing is that I’m not even joking haha