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Smart people

Smart people.

Smart cars, Smart TV’s, Smart phones… when will they start making smart people? With all the technology we have now a days, why are there still so many idiots walking around? We can make smart TVs, smart phones, even have smart cars that can drive themselves.. where are the smart people? Robots can go around […]

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You call it 'road rage'

You call it ‘road rage’.

You call it ‘road rage’ I call it ‘agressively maneuvering around idiots who don’t know how to drive’. I don’t know about you, but being behind a wheel is very stressful. Especially since half the people on the road don’t actually know how to drive. I mean, how any of them passed their drivers test

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what's wrong with my brain

What’s wrong with my brain.

OMG I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain.On the left side, there’s nothing right,and on the right side, there’s nothing left. For a while I have been wondering what is wrong with my brain, but then it hit me. On the left side, there’s nothing right. This probably explains why I’m always being

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Empty toilet roll

Empty toilet roll.

What’s four inches long and drives a woman crazy? A freakin’ empty toilet roll! Oh how I hate to walk into a bathroom and find just the cardboard roll there, it really aggravates me! The people in my house often leave an empty toilet roll or with just a tiny bit on, about two sheets.

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Favourite child

Favourite child.

It turns out that when you’re asked who your favourite child is, you’re expected to pick from your own. I know that now! In every family there is the arguement of who is the favourite child and who is ‘loved more’ or spoilt. It’s hard to be fair in this situation as every child is

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I'm about 5 pounds away

I’m about 5 pounds away.

I’m about 5 pounds away from google maps listing me as a roundabout. How many people does this relate to? This lock down is hitting me hard. I feel like because I’m bored and home all day I’m constantly raiding the fridge and snacking! Honestly I just can’t stop eating, if it goes on much

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Life is a high way

Life is a high way.

‘Life is a high way’, I obviously took the dirt road. I’m not exactly complaining. As I am sure that many people have it much much worse. But when it comes to the saying ‘life is a high way’ I definitely didn’t get the memo. Because rather than the smooth open roads of a high

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you've got to stay positive

You’ve got to stay positive.

As you get older you’ve got to stay positive.For example, the other day I fell down the stairs…Instead of getting upset I just thought, ‘Wow, that’s the fastest I’ve moved in years.’ As I said before there are many downsides to getting old. Not that getting old should be seen as a bad thing. But

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