Paddy Saw An Elderly Woman Drop Her Purse …This Is Priceless Paddy spotted an elderly woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so he quickly followed her. As he was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So he ran after her shouting, “You dropped […]
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Brain Specialist Tries New Way To Help Patients …Wait Till The End As a brain wave technology specialist, I often ask postoperative patients to smile to make sure their facial nerves are intact. It always struck me as odd to be asking this question right after brain surgery, so a colleague suggested me to ask
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Man Goes Into A Pet Shop ….This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man entered a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner pointed to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and said, “The monkey on the left costs 500 dollars.” “Why does that one cost so much?” asked the man.
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A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument …This Is Brilliant A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says,“Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us
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An Old Man Was Preparing To Board A Plane …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next An old man was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old man. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see
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Lady Jumped In A Taxi …What Driver Said Next Is Pure Gold A drunk n@k£d woman jumped into a taxi and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at
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Vet Gives Unusual Advice …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man has a wonderful horse, a good-looking one. But it also occasionally gets very dangerous and vicious. Causes tons of trouble breaks things and so on. So this man goes to the vet and asks what to do with this horse. The vet
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Husband Works In A Funeral Home …What Wife Says Next Leaves Everyone Speechless Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain. My husband told
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Man Tells His Boss That He Knows Everyone …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
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Man Goes Shopping For Underwear …Wait Till The End So a man walks up to the department store counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter
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