Funny

A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend …Wait Till The End A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She […]

A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office …This Is Priceless A Psychiatrist was sat in his office waiting in-between patients. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He

Judy Married And Had 13 Children …This Is Priceless Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later. Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 more children, Judy finally

Little Johnny Was Walking On The Beach …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End Little Johnny was walking on the beach when he saw an old bottle in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it. Then a genie came out and said, ”Boy, Thank You for letting me out. Make a wish

Two Old People Were Getting Married …Wait Till The End An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation

Little Johnny And Susie Were About To Go Into His Apartment …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” Susie says, “Well,

A Ventriloquist Is Visiting New Zealand …Wait Till The End An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the old farmer “G’ day, mind if I talk to your

Lady Wrote Letter To Her Grandson …You Won’t Believe What She Said A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you. I went to a religious shop and found a car sticker saying: “Honk if you love God!”

Old Man Is Talking With His Grandson …This Is Priceless An old man is sitting with his grandson in his hunting cabin… Among the walls are the mounted heads and pelts of animals he had taken down over the years. The boy points to a sizable pair of antlers and says “Wow Grandpa, those are

A Woman Was Out Golfing …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods: She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her. “If you release me from this trap,