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Handsome Man Approaches A Young Lady …Wait Till The End A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up just over […]

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A Penguin Breaks Down While Driving Through The Desert …This Is Brilliant A penguin is driving through the desert and his car starts to sputter and loose power. He just barely makes it to a mechanic, the car stalling out as he coasted into the parking lot. He walks in and asks if there is

Old Man Is Sat On Park Bench Sobbing …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, “Im in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman.” “What’s wrong with that?” asks

A Guy Goes To Pick Up His Date …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.

Two Friends Go On A Hunting Trip Together …This Is Brilliant Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around 1 am, Earl wakes up suddenly: “Johnny, what do you think you’re doing?!” Johnny: “My hands are cold,

Two Buddies Go Out Drinking …What Follows Next Is Priceless Two drinking buddies made a night of it. As they closed the last bar in town, one admitted to the other: “God, I hate getting in at this hour. All I want to do is take my shoes off and crawl into bed, but Marge

Woman Hears An Italian Man Talking Dirty …This Is Pure Gold A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The elderly lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma

Ma And Pa Had An Old Outhouse …This Is Pure Gold Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know what to do to empty

Old Man Went Fishing On A Frozen Lake …Wait Till The End It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even