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I wish women would put the toilet seat back up once they’re done using it. Women are always moaning at men for their bad habits around the house. For example not putting dirty clothes in the laundry basket ect. But the most common complaint, is leaving the toilet seat up! I don’t know about you […]

You know you’re old when anytime you’re entering your date of birth with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin it like you’re on the wheel of fortune. It makes me feel like a dinosaur scrolling back all that way till I finally find my year of birth. I mean,

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else! Do you ever just have enough and think its time life starts picking on somebody else for a change. I’ve had enough problems to last a life time and just wish I had time off from all the stress, and its

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it. I have to say, if i ever won the lottery the first thing I would do is hire help. Maybe not all three above. But definitely a chef, because I hate cooking. Finding something to cook the family

Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember… Don’t sing! Does anyone else belt out tunes in the shower as if they are on x factor?! I love doing karaoke in the shower. No one can hear or judge, and

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So, I’m not fat. I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! They say as you get older

I pretend to be asleep and then I fall asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny. Isn’t it weird that the only way to fall asleep is to actually pretend that you are asleep by closing your eyes. You have to laying still and TRY not to think of anything. I hate that, because

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from; ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens!’ I think it’s true! The older you are the less you care about what people think and what you say. You realise it doesn’t matter what others think, you are entitled to your