Funny

The Husband Sat Down On The Couch …This Is Brilliant The husband plopped down on the couch to watch the footy on the tele’ and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: “Get me another beer before it starts!” […]

A City Boy Moved To The Country Side …This Is Brilliant Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad

Little Johnny Was Milking His Cow …This Is Brilliant A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly continued his milking. To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from Little Johnny, turned

Woman Called Her Husband In A Panic …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next After a meeting several days ago, I couldn’t find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal “TSA Pat Down.” They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking

A Woman Wakes Up …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A woman wakes up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot’s cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette. Suddenly the phone rings. It’s her boyfriend saying he’s coming over. She snubs out the cigarette, pulls down the shade, unplugs the coffee

Two Guys Are Driving Along In A Car …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every night.” The passenger replies, “My wife is conservative, she likes it

Wife Encourages Husband To Visit Doctor …This Is Priceless An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out “So, when are you going to the doctor” “I told you, I’ll go when I feel like going.” After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctor’s office. “Doc,” he said,

Little Johnny Was In Sunday School …You Won’t Believe What He Said Next The Sunday School teacher was explaining Bible stories to some small children: So he asked his class. “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and said “He’s in heaven.” Mary was called on and answered “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny,

Little Johnny Had A Cussing Problem …Wait Till The End Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his therapist what to do. The therapist said, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses

Woman Goes To Visit Her Husband In Prison …You Won’t Believe This A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: – “Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger.?”