An Elderly Man Gets Pulled Over …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next
An elderly man gets pulled over by police,
“Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyser test.”
“I can’t”, the man says “I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either,” Jim replies, “I am a haemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.”
“Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”
“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.
“Why not?” asked the cop.
“Well, because I’m drunk! I could go to jail!”
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