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All The Children Lined Up For Picture Day At School …What One Little Boy Said Next Left The Teacher Speechless The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when […]

Guy Walks Into A Post Office …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent

Teacher Was Giving A Lesson On the Circulatory System …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I

Lawyer Was Cross-Examining A Police Officer …What He Said Next Left Everyone Stunned A defence attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial… Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q.

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Man Is Fixing A Flat Tire When The Police Car Stops …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire. A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him to offer help. The man says he’s doing OK and doesn’t need help.

Boy Was Walking Down the Street When a Car Pulled Up …This Is Funny One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver. “No

Man Proves To Wife Why Women Talk More …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this

Drunk Man Makes Bet With Bartender …Wait Till The End One day a drunk man told the bartender, “I’ll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender grinned and said, “Okay, you drunk.” The drunk pulled out his right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the drunk said, “I

Teacher Asked Children What Jobs Their Parents Had …What Little Johnny Said Next Shocked Her One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class about there parent’s occupations. Jane put up her hand and said, “My mother is a nurse”. The teacher said, “That’s wonderful, she helps to cure sick people.” Andrew then