Funny Beer Warning Labels

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
the same boring story over and over again until your friends
want to smash your head in.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
4:00 AM.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what happened to your pants.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and/or name you can’t remember).

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really,
really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing with you.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in
the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
gaps of time may seem to disappear.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may actually cause
pregnancy.

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