I always start the day with good intentions… Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong! I always try to wake up positive and with a spring in my step. I do thank the good lord I’m alive and able to live another day. But then after that, it …
I started a new exercise routine. Everyday I do diddly squats! 2020 has been an eye opener to say the least. Some of us have been fortunate enough to have extra time at home, so I’ve decided to come up with a new exercise routine. It is very simple, and is perfect for beginners. You …
I wish women would put the toilet seat back up once they’re done using it. Women are always moaning at men for their bad habits around the house. For example not putting dirty clothes in the laundry basket ect. But the most common complaint, is leaving the toilet seat up! I don’t know about you …
You know you’re old when anytime you’re entering your date of birth with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin it like you’re on the wheel of fortune. It makes me feel like a dinosaur scrolling back all that way till I finally find my year of birth. I mean, …
Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else! Do you ever just have enough and think its time life starts picking on somebody else for a change. I’ve had enough problems to last a life time and just wish I had time off from all the stress, and its …
I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it. I have to say, if i ever won the lottery the first thing I would do is hire help. Maybe not all three above. But definitely a chef, because I hate cooking. Finding something to cook the family …
Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember… Don’t sing! Does anyone else belt out tunes in the shower as if they are on x factor?! I love doing karaoke in the shower. No one can hear or judge, and …
We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So, I’m not fat. I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! They say as you get older …
I pretend to be asleep and then I fall asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny. Isn’t it weird that the only way to fall asleep is to actually pretend that you are asleep by closing your eyes. You have to laying still and TRY not to think of anything. I hate that, because …
You drop something when you were younger, you just pick it up. When you’re older and you drop something, you stare at it for a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore. …Or you think if you stare at it long enough it will magically jump back into your hand. That is really just …
