Man Has Big Brass Gong In His Bedroom …What He Says Next Is Priceless After closing time at the bar, a man (who was just a bit tipsy) was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led them to his bedroom where he had a big brass gong and […]
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Travelling Salesman Checks Into Hotel …What Follows Next Is Priceless A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a charming lady giving him the eye. In a casual manner, he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to
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Professor Asks Question Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic …Students Answer Is Pure Gold The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet which is,
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Jim’s Doctor Asked Him About His Physical Activity Level …This Is Priceless During a recent physical examination, an elderly Jim’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10 kilometres through some pretty rough terrain. “I waded along the edge of
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Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband …Wait Till The End The wife sent a message to her husband “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.“ Husband: “Who is Priscilla?” Wife: “Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!” Twist in
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Girl Notices Guy Stood Outside House Every Evening …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A girl started noticing a guy standing in front of her home everyday. The guy always came mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just stood there looking to
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A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old lady: She proceeds to knock everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on Bob’s arm and
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A Man Goes To A Pet Shop And Sees A Talking Parrot …This Is Brilliant A man goes to a pet shop and sees a talking parrot.He asks the owner how much it costs.The owner says, “The parrot is $50, but he has a special feature. He can tell you the time by looking at
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Husband Leaves Note For Cheating Wife’s OTHER Man …This Is Pure Gold He wrote: To the man who’s going at it with my wife: I know about everything, don’t be surprised. And just to clarify, I’m not mad about it. But I do need you to do some things for me. Well, if you’re getting
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Old Man Goes To Doctor For Advice …Wait Till The End A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?” “Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “You’re
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