Student Didn’t Get His Exam Paper In On Time …What Happens Next Is Priceless A group of students are doing their end-of-year exams. The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the remainder of their answers, knowing that …
Three Friends Decided To Take A Hunting Trip …What Happens Next Is Priceless The first friend was a genius and succeeded at everything he tried. The second friend was an average Joe and got through life just fine. The third friend was just plain stupid. On the first night of the hunting trip, the first …
Vendor Sells Man Magic Apple Seeds …Wait Till The End A man was idling in the street, bored, when he saw a man selling apples close by. He approached the man, and asked, “How much do these apples cost?”. The vendor replied, “An apple costs $1 and an apple seed costs $2.”. Confused, the man …
A Martian Couple And An Earthling Couple Swap Partners For A Night …This Is Brilliant A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked the Earthling. “Pretty much the way you do,” responded …
Fred Wanted To Find A Wife …Wait Till The End Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring …
Wife Pestered Husband To Get This Job Done …What Happens Next Is Priceless My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. …
Three Brothers Get Married But Things Don’t Go To Plan …This Is Priceless Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, …
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Man Is Allowed To Use The Ladies’ Room But Ends Up In Hospital …This Is Hilarious A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried …
Hi-Tech Guy Walks Into A Bar …You Wont Believe What Happens Next A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there’s a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very …
Boy Asks His Dad What Condoms Are For …The Dad’s Response ls Hilarious A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man, matter-of-factly, replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to …
