Funny

Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom …Wait Till The End He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him. He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny The principle […]

Little Johnny Is Playing His Violin …What His Father Says At The End Is Priceless Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny’s violin reached his ears,

Young Couple Go To The Church Office ….What Happens At The End Is Priceless A young couple came to the church’s office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease. When they came

Old Billy Went To The Barbers …Wait Till The End The Old Billy was on a business trip this past week when he decided to stop in at a barber shop for a shave. While he was waiting for the barber to shave him, a rather good-looking young lady came over to him and offered

An Old Man Goes To A Wizard …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that

Old Man Murphy Showed Up At Mass …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold An Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. “Murphy,

Little Johnny Went Fishing With His Father …What He Says Next Is Priceless A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?” The father thought for a

A Professor Wanted To Teach His Class A Lesson …This Is Brilliant A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the

Man Sees His Buddy Driving Brand New Mercedes …What He Says Next Is Priceless Paddy was walking down the street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new Mercedes Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Mick, were’d you get the car?” “Sue gave it to me” Mick Replied “Sue gave

Wife Buys New Expensive Cosmetics …What Husband Says Next Is Pure Gold Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the ‘miracle’ products, she asked, ‘Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?’ Looking over her carefully, Harold