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An Elderly Lady Was Well-Known For Her Faith …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!” Hard times set in on the elderly […]

A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car ..Was Not Expecting This At The End A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and

Elderly Man Was Venting His Frustration To His Friend …This Is Brilliant A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!” “How do you

Young Guy Mocks Old Man … But His Reply Is Genius Remember to respect your elders! A 71-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard,

Teacher Is Giving Lesson On Logical Thinking …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Priceless Little Johnny’s teacher was teaching the class a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in,

Man Receives A Text From His Neighbour …Wait Till The End A man received the following text from his neighbour: “I am so sorry Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I

Lawyer Made To Pay The Damage His Dog Did …What He Does Next Is Genius A lawyer’s dog runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I

Man Has A Racehorse That Always Lost …Wait Till The End A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on

Man Has Big Brass Gong In His Bedroom …What He Says Next Is Priceless After closing time at the bar, a man (who was just a bit tipsy) was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led them to his bedroom where he had a big brass gong and

Travelling Salesman Checks Into Hotel …What Follows Next Is Priceless A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a charming lady giving him the eye. In a casual manner, he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to