Funny

My two goals for today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far,I’m a success! Some days I just simply can NOT be dealing with long lists of jobs or chores. So last night I decided to write myself a more achieveable list. Now that I’ve woken up today I have successfully […]

Nothing starts my day off quite like when I give inspirational messages to my friends.May your days go fast, may your socks match and your underwear not ride up your ass. In these uncertain times we need inspirational messages to get us through each day. We need our friends to be there for us, lifting

Me: Let me sleep. Brain: No, let’s stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.Me: Okay. I really really hate when I’m trying to go to sleep but my brain just will not switch off. It’s like my brain finds bed time the perfect chance to run through all the decisions

If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve done it already. There are not many things in life you can be sure of. But trust me when I say, if you see me smiling I am up to no good.

I always knew I would get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. I honetsly think time is going faster and faster. When I was young the days went by so slowly. Summers were endless and people an adult seemed so far away. But then I hit my twenties and

Do you ever look back at how much money you’ve earned in your life and wonder what the hell you spent it all on! I expect everyone is in the same boat here? Isn’t it mad how we spend so much time working hard to make money and as quick as it comes its been

When a woman laughs during an argument please know that the psycho part of her brain has just been activated. I’m not sure if you are fimiliar with the female brain. But here is a quick explination into how it works. So that if you ever find yourself in this situation then you know what

Have you ever realised that a woman’s ‘I’ll be ready in five minutes’ and a man’s ‘I’ll be home in five minutes’ are exactly the same! I am not a nagging wife as I know I have my flaws too. So I am viewing this from both perspectives. When I ask my husband how long

If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public. Please put it on loud speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story! I know, I am that person. Yes, I am nosey and I really don’t care. I love to people watch and love to try and figure out what people are

I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn’t work. Any ideas Does anyone else get this confused? I can’t remember the names for everything these days, so just go around calling everything the thingamabob. My kids find it hilarious. Therefore, I now have my own language which I