Funny

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realise that you were an idiot,you are probably still an idiot. There are so many times in life that I look back on now and think, wow! I was such an idiot. I guess that is part and parcel of growing up, that you make […]

I’ve never been so thankful to be low maintenance. No nails, no lashes, no crazy hair upkeep, no tanning, no botox. I’ll just be the same hot mess coming out of all this as I was going in. I don’t care if I’m a hot mess anyway. But if I’ve been thankful of anything during

Please take your clothes out of the wardrobe regularly to air them and allow them to stand in sunlight.Recent studies have shown that clothes kept in wardrobes during lock down will shrink! There are many down sides to lock down and one of them is the fact my clothes have started shrinking. I don’t know

I’m having a vision problem… I can’t see myself doing much today. My vision has serious issues, I just cannot seem to see anything productive happening today. Not that I am getting much donw these days anyway. But today in particular I just cannot see it happening. Maybe I should try back here tomorrow to

When I’m in the naughty corner, I don’t spend my time thinking about what I have done wrong…I plan how to do it next time without getting caught. Is this not completely true for when you was a little kid. You’d be put in time out and told to stay there until you had thought

I just realised why this month is called May.It May rain, It May snow, It May be 70 degrees.It May be 20 degrees. The month of May is a weird one at the best of times. After the wash out that is usually April, filled with all the april showers we hope that SHOULD be

My two goals for today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far,I’m a success! Some days I just simply can NOT be dealing with long lists of jobs or chores. So last night I decided to write myself a more achieveable list. Now that I’ve woken up today I have successfully

Nothing starts my day off quite like when I give inspirational messages to my friends.May your days go fast, may your socks match and your underwear not ride up your ass. In these uncertain times we need inspirational messages to get us through each day. We need our friends to be there for us, lifting

Me: Let me sleep. Brain: No, let’s stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.Me: Okay. I really really hate when I’m trying to go to sleep but my brain just will not switch off. It’s like my brain finds bed time the perfect chance to run through all the decisions

If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve done it already. There are not many things in life you can be sure of. But trust me when I say, if you see me smiling I am up to no good.