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Dean Was Telling Students The Dorm Rules ….You Won’t Believe What One Boy Said At The End On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking […]

Teacher Asks Class What They Want To Be When They’re Older …What Boy Says Next Is Brilliant The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. “A football player,” “A doctor,” “An astronaut,” “The President,” “A fireman,” “A teacher,” “A

Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her …What He Said Next Is Priceless After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?” She asked. “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he

A Defendant Wanted To Impress The Judge In Court ….What Follows Next Is Gold A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined!” “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge a

Teacher Asks The Class This Question …What Follows Next Is Gold A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No,

Two Attorneys Went Into A Diner …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked

Poem About The Crazy English Language …This Is Hilariously Accurate There’s no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore

Hilarious Memo to All Students …This Is Pure Gold In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other

Two Lawyers Went Head To Head In A Job Interview …This Is Brilliant There was a job opening in the country’s most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well-spoken. It’s up

Man At Bar Keeps Looking At Picture in His Pocket …The Reason Why Is Priceless It was late one night when a man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender to bring him a beer. The bartender did and the man quickly drank down the beer, then looked into his pocket,