A Wife Wanted To Surprise Her Husband …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold For Michael’s birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work. After some careful consideration, she decided to strip naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles. Pretty soon Michael enters his […]
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Father Is Shocked When He Discovers Horrifying Letter From His Son …This Is Priceless A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, as ‘Dad’. With the worst
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Two Men Are Waiting For A Train …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him. After a while, the younger man again asks for the time and again the older man ignores him.
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Daughter Was Concerned About Her Old Mother …Wait Till The End A daughter who was concerned that her elderly mother hadn’t had an exam in several years persuaded her mother to let her make an appointment for an exam with her doctor. She invited her to spend the night and offered to drive her to
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A Woman Comes Home With Good News …Wait Till The End A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front
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Lady Asked Her Husband This Question …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A lady was very sick on her deathbed and asked her husband, “Honey, how long will you take to marry another lady in case I die ?” The husband said, “Honestly, my love, I can only bring another lady after your grave is
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An Elderly Couple Were Sitting Outside A Cafe ….This Is Pure Gold An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man said to his wife, “He surely has bad arthritis to walk like that.”
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Man Shows Trick To The Bartender …Wait Till The End A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches
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Teacher Gave An Unexpected Essay …What Student Says Next Is Pure Gold One day at school the teacher gave me an unexpected essay. The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’ ” Everyone but Johnny, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write
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A Lion Wants His Position To Be Acknowledged By The Other Animals …This Is Priceless A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals . So, he went out, cornered a small monkey
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