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Hilarious Memo to All Students …This Is Pure Gold In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other […]

Two Lawyers Went Head To Head In A Job Interview …This Is Brilliant There was a job opening in the country’s most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well-spoken. It’s up

Man At Bar Keeps Looking At Picture in His Pocket …The Reason Why Is Priceless It was late one night when a man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender to bring him a beer. The bartender did and the man quickly drank down the beer, then looked into his pocket,

All The Children Lined Up For Picture Day At School …What One Little Boy Said Next Left The Teacher Speechless The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when

Guy Walks Into A Post Office …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent

Teacher Was Giving A Lesson On the Circulatory System …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I

Lawyer Was Cross-Examining A Police Officer …What He Said Next Left Everyone Stunned A defence attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial… Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q.

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Man Is Fixing A Flat Tire When The Police Car Stops …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire. A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him to offer help. The man says he’s doing OK and doesn’t need help.

Boy Was Walking Down the Street When a Car Pulled Up …This Is Funny One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver. “No