A Man Was In Hurry To Catch A Train …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch […]
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Two Elderly Buddies Were Stuck With Nothing To Do …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking elderly buddies who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to-do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had
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Two Old Ladies Are Walking Through A Museum …This Is Priceless Two old ladies are looking around a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there? The second old lady replied,
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Bride Asked Her New Husband To Do This …What Follows Next Will Shock You On their wedding night, a young bride asked her new husband to pay her $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than
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A Preacher Was Making His Rounds …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little Johnny trying to sell a lawnmower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out
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Husband Thought He Was Being Funny …What Wife Said Next Is Priceless One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused and decided that she
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An Old Farmer Lived With His Beloved Pet Dog …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?” Father
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A Woman Goes Away For Company Training …Wait Till The End A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband
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A Furniture Dealer Decides To Expand His Business …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold An elderly man Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, So he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find: After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers
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A Snake And A Rabbit Were Racing …Wait Till The End A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that
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