Funny

Man Was Trying To Make The Perfect Golf Shot …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit […]

A Poem For Computer Users Over 40 …This Is Hilarious A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note…. A window was something you hated to clean…. And ram was the cousin of a goat….. Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now

Wife Was Discussing Present Ideas With The Maid …Wait To See Her Response At The End The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine glasses?” the maid suggested. The woman frowned icily. “He doesn’t really need

Little Girl Asked Her Mom Why She Had White Hairs …The Moms Response Is Brilliant One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked

A Man Walks Into A Bar …What He Says Next Is Priceless A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears

The Florist Mixes Up Her Orders …Wait Till The End After settling in, she decides to message her friend. “Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office and into a beautiful new one.” Happy to hear this news, Kate orders a bouquet of flowers to send to Jenny’s new location. The

Little Johnny Was Ready For The Final Exam …What Follows Next Will Leave You Speechless The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam: The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must

Teacher Scolded Child For Rude Language …Wait Till The End The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. “Tyson,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?” “My daddy said it,” he responded. “Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained, “I don’t want to hear that language in here

Teacher Asks Little Johnny To Use The Word Contagious …What He Says Next Is Priceless Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “I want you to use the word contagious in a sentence, Does anyone have a sentence ?” Little Johnny waves his hand madly, but the teacher chooses little Mary. Little Mary

A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little Johnny cheerily replied.