Funny

Love For 365 Days …This Is Pure Gold TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times […]

Two Men Were Having A Slow Round Of Golf …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn’t bother to wave the men on through,

The Male Dictionary ….Number 5 Is Brilliant 1.IT’S A GUY THING”Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connectedwith it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” 2.”CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?” 3.”UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

Two Elderly Sisters Won Tickets To Their First Football Game …This Is Pure Gold Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.

Groom Makes An Unusual Offer To The Pastor …Wait Till The End During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to “love, honor and obey” and “forsaking

Man Was Getting Fed Up Stuck In Hospital …What He Did Next Is Pure Gold Steve had been in the hospital for days. His nurse was extremely annoying and he couldn’t take much more. One day during breakfast, he took his apple juice container and poured it into a urine specimen cup the nurse had

Doctor Got A Call In The Middle Of The Night …This Is Brilliant A doctor was awakened at four in the morning by a caller who wanted to know how much he charged for a house call. “Twenty-five dollars,” muttered the sleepy physician. “How much is an office visit?” demanded the caller. “Fifteen dollars.” “Okay,

Man Given Set Of Golf Clubs For His Retirement …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance

Two Guys Get Caught In Downpour Of Rain …You Will Not Believe What Happens Next There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder: These two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain and finally reached their car just as

Man Goes For His Annual Physical …What He Said Next Is Pure Gold One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?” “Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”