Two Ducks Go On Their Honeymoon …This Is Brilliant Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some cond0ms. The woman says ”OK sir, […]
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Teacher Was Fed Up Of Johnny’s Rude Remarks …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.” At the end of the class, the teacher asks
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Husband Given Chance To Do Whatever He Wants …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” – said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I
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A Couple Was Invited To A Masked Party …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A couple was invited to a swanky masked Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He is a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
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Little Johnny’s Father Farted …This Is Priceless Little Johnny’s father farted. The son asked his father: “What was that?” His father said: “My sweet that is ‘north wind’” When he went to school the teacher asked the class: “Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: “My daddy’s a$s!” You’ve just read,
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A Woman Meets A Man In A Bar …Wait Till The End A woman meets a gentleman in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
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A Couple Had Two Little Mischievous Boys …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages 8 (Little Johnny) and his 10-year elder brother… They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The
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Farmer Was Deciding Which Son Should Inherit His Farm …Wait Till The End An old Farmer is trying to figure out how to choose which one of his three sons should inherit his farm So one morning he decides to give them each a duck and tells them whoever sells it for the most money
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An Old Owl Was Perched On A Tree …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a light in a window so he decided to fly down to the window ledge in
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Husband Sends His Wife Bunch Of Presents …This Is Brilliant “I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: “Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!’?” With
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