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Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints …Wait Till The End An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with me,” said the man. “That too is due to old age,” said […]

A Man Enters A Pet Shop …This Is Brilliant A man enters a pet shop. He tells the store owner he wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The store owner points him in the right direction. Before the man reaches the mice he spots a cage with a parrot and begins to

A Guy Was Lost In The Desert …Wait Till The End A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only to find a little old man sitting at a table with a bunch of

Lady Called A Repairman To Fix Dishwasher …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Mrs Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,

A Hen Lays A Shockingly Huge Egg …This Is Brilliant A hen lays a shockingly huge egg. News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?” “Yes, I’m really aiming for a four-pounder!” says the

A Wealthy Man Walked Into A Bar …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Bartender! I’m buying drinks for everyone in this

A Man Moves Into A Nudist Colony …Wait Till The End A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his old mother asking him to send her a current picture. But being too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony. He cuts a photo in half

Little Johnny Went To His Dad With A Question …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make little cats but why can’t Big trains make little trains?” Little Johnny’s father replied, “Well Johnny, this

Newlywed Wife Surprised Her Husband …This Is Pure Gold The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his

Two Ducks Go On Their Honeymoon …This Is Brilliant Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some cond0ms. The woman says ”OK sir,