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Woman Is Thinking Of Having Plastic Surgery …What Man Says Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.” The […]

Woman Tries To Hide Her Lover With This Trick …What Her Husband Says Next Is Priceless A woman and her lover are in bed together when suddenly, her husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum

Little Boy Sets Up A Lemonade Stand Outside His House …Wait Till The End A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.” Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He

Former Sergeant Took A Job As A Teacher …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

A Man Gets Pulled over by the Police …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer. Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”. Man: “I’m sorry,

The Smile Test …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A noted $eX therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has $eX. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line,

Kindergarten Students Were Busy Painting Pictures Of Cows …What Little Johnny Said Next Is Priceless The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper. “But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?”

Exasperated Wife Calls Mother-in-law About Her Husband …This Is Brilliant Darcy had to raise a kid on her own because her so-called man of the house was always out at the bar with his friends, and when he wasn’t, he was always slacking off at home. She called up her mother-in-law during a particularly hard

Dean Was Telling Students The Dorm Rules ….You Won’t Believe What One Boy Said At The End On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking

Teacher Asks Class What They Want To Be When They’re Older …What Boy Says Next Is Brilliant The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. “A football player,” “A doctor,” “An astronaut,” “The President,” “A fireman,” “A teacher,” “A