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A Blind Old Man Decided To Visit Texas …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” […]

Two Guys Are Pulled Over By The Police …Wait Till The End Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving. The driver tells his friend: “Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we’ll each stick one on our forehead.Now, shove all of the bottles under the front seat.Just let me do all the

Couple Is Throwing A Dinner Party …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, “Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute.

 Woman Was Showing Her Dog At All The Local Shows …This Is Pure Gold A woman was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having a tremendous dog, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges after one show and asked why her dog never won. “Well,

Man Had A Dream About Number 5 …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream

Old Man Decides To Relocate For A New Life …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Bubba, an old man from the rural suburbs decides to travel across state for a fresh start in the city. When he gets half way, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first, he must

Little Johnny Goes To Auction With His Father …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Little Johnny asks, “Dad, why are

Little Boy Was Reading A Bedtime Story …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king. Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and one will bathe me. Mom: And which one will put you to sleep Johnny: No

A Woman Goes Into The Local Newspaper Office …This Is Priceless A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.

Little Johnny Was Asking Questions At Breakfast …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, dear” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with