A Giraffe Goes Into A Bar For A Drink …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A giraffe walks into a bar he asks the bartender, “Do you have any giraffe drinks?” The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a drink with the longest straw you’ve ever seen. “@$$h*le!” the offended giraffe […]
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Father Decides Its Time To Tell Son About Birds And Bees …This Is Priceless A father asked his 10 year old son little Johnny if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the little Johnny said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked
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A Cowboy Was Riding Looking For His Cattle …Wait Till The End It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse
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Farmer Gives Interview About His Cows …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A farmer is being interviewed about his cows Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A
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Two Old Men Are Sat On A Park Bench …Wait Till The End Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park. A young, fit girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring
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Man Rushes Home To His Wife After Winning Lottery …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the jackpot on the lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t
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Two Canaries Were In A Cage …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Once upon a time, there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, “Since
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A Hyena Was Talking To A Monkey …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud In the jungle, a hyena was talking to a monkey. He said to the monkey “You see that big clump of trees over there?” The monkey says “Yes, what about them?” “Well, I go through there every day to get home,
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Teacher Was Quizzing Her Students On History …This Is Brilliant A teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?” He said, “Damn if I know.” She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his father with him when he came
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Student Tells Teacher A Story …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold At break time, a teacher realized that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him up, the teacher went where the kid was and sat down beside him and said, “Johnny, what’s wrong with
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