Two Old Retired Widowers Check In On Each Other …Wait Till The End Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or personal affection. One day, as he drinks […]
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A Wife Plans A Day Out For Husband …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End Dave’s wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How are ya?” His wife is
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Old Woman Was Furiously Honking Her Horn …Wait Till The End The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating old woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
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Man Went For A Dive In A Nearby Lake …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water: After
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Little Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Bank is?” Little Johnny replied, “Sure! Just go
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Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus ….Wait Till The End I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5
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Two Old Guys Talking About Aging …This Is Priceless Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.” “What do you mean?” asked the second guy. “Well,” replied the first. “I can barely
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A Man Was Having An Argument With His Wife …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, his wife called him a fool. The husband got angry and said he could not be called a FOOL by a woman, not even
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Two Old People Flirt At A Seniors’ Singles Bar …This Is Priceless Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?” The old woman replies shyly,
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John Was Staring Sadly Into His Pint …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold John was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up John, ” asked the landlord, “It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth” “It’s my four-year-old son” the man replied. “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble
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