Funny

You Think You Have Family Problems …This Is Priceless Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have family problems?”Listen to my situation.. ”A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we […]

Pilot Takes Off Without Realizing Who His Passenger Is …This Is Brilliant John, a news photographer, was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said let’s go. The pilot taxied and took off. Once in

Grandma Comes Up With Hilarious Plan To Get The Grandkids To Visit …This Is Brilliant Misty and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-law stopped making my grandchildren send their `thank you’ notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I always received

Doctor Receives Call Late At Night …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A doctor was having tea with his wife when the phone rang. On the end of the phone was his friend who said “Hey, three of us are sitting here with a bottle of 18-year-old whiskey. Will you come join us? Immediately

The Teacher Decided To Ask The Class A Riddle …You Won’t Believe What Little Johnny Said Next The teacher decided to ask the class a riddle. “Does anyone know how to put 2 holes into one hole?” None of the children knew the answer so it was their homework to go home and figure out

Wife Asked Husband’s Opinion On New Hair Cut …Wait Till The End Wife : Honey, Shall I cut my hair?Husband : Yes cut it. Wife: But I took so much effort to grow it this long.Husband: Then don’t cut it Wife: But nowadays short hair is very much in style.Husband : Ok cut it Wife:

A Skunk Family Had Two Little Skunks …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end, the parents went

Husband Is Left Minding The New Baby For First Time …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A couple had their first baby. After a week or so the mother thought she could use a break and went shopping leaving the little baby with the proud father. It was only a short while before the baby

A Trip To The Airport …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew Little Johnny went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated

An Accountant Is Travelling Past A Field Of Sheep …This Is Brilliant An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?” The