Funny

A Trip To The Airport …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew Little Johnny went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated […]

An Accountant Is Travelling Past A Field Of Sheep …This Is Brilliant An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?” The

A Second Grader Came Home From School …What She Says Next Is Pure Gold A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you

Grandma’s Night time Transformation …This Is Brilliant After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their

Woman Goes To The Shop For A Refund …The Reason Why Is Pure Gold A woman walks into an optician to return a pair of spectacles that she purchased for her husband a week before. The assistant asks, “What seems to be the problem, Madam?” The woman replies, “I’m returning these spectacles I bought for

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class  …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Priceless The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy : “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.” Little boy : “What were you doing sir?” Teacher

A Guy Was Walking Along The Street …This Is Brilliant A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly, “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?”

Ant Knocked On The Door of a House ….This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An ant knocked on the door of a house. The house owner opened the door. “I want a place to stay,” said the ant. “I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free” said the owner. Thankful, the

Traveller Writes Letter To Hotel Before Stay …Wait Till The End A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: ”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing

Old Lady Made An Elegant Request …The Response She Got Is Pure Gold A rather old-fashioned lady was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote a letter to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure the campground