Two Elderly Man Having A Few Beers …You Will Not Believe What Happens Next Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation: But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that […]
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Housewife Is Getting Her TV Repaired …Wait Till The End A very attractive housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about whipped his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he’d finished she paid him
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Two Prawns Were Swimming Around In The Sea …This Is Brilliant Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn;
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97-year-old Midwife Gets Final Wish …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Martha, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, “Welcome, Martha. Do you have a last wish before you enter paradise?” “I
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Grandpa Teaches Freshman An Important Lesson …This Is Brilliant A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,.. … Took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. “You grew up in a different world, actually an
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Couple Go Out For A Meal On Their Anniversary …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef’s special ‘Chicken Surprise’. The waiter brings over
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Santa Was Getting Ready For Christmas …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was
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Young Sailor About To Go On His First-Ever Cruise …Wait Till The End A young sailor about to on his first-ever around the world cruise” visits his grandfather, a retired Admiral. “Gramps, I’m so excited to go on my first cruise,” he says. “Well, son, let me see what you’ve packed so I can make
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Wife Tries To Ignite The Flame …What Husband Says Next Is Pure Gold A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in s*x. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship and finally decided to purchase some crotch-less underwear
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Veterinarian Surgeon Had A Hell Of A Day …This Is Priceless A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day, But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and
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