Funny

A Man And His Pet Badger Walk Into A Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud It’s about 5 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one […]

Man Hated Paying Expensive Vet Bills For Cat …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door she was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to

Professor And An Old Farmer Are Talking On A Train …This Is Brilliant A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5; then you ask me a question, if I can’t answer it, I

An Elderly Man Is Driving Along The Highway …Wait Till The End An elderly man driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar

Wealthy Old Man Wants A Grandchild So Bad …What Follows Next Is Priceless The wealthy old man looked around the table at his sons and daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. “Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents

Mick Tells Paddy He Saw Him Through The Window …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said, ‘Paddy, in future, you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife!’ ‘Why?’ Paddy asked. ‘Because,’ said Mick, ‘all the street was sniggering when they saw you

Office Manager Asked 4 Applicants The Same Question …The Last Answer Is Priceless An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask

Deer Sees A Bunny Crying By The Side Of The Road …This Is Brilliant A deer sees a crying bunny, sitting by the road. When asked what is wrong, the bunny said: “The bear asked me if I fuzz, I said that I don’t and he used me as his toilet paper”. Some days later,

Johnny’s Teacher Asked Him A Question …Wait Till The End Johnny’s teacher has asked him some questions “Johnny, what’s 12+12?” He said “24 how about that?” She said “what’s 15+15?” He said “30 how about that?” She says “go stand out in the hall until you stop saying how about that.” After a while, she

A Man Was Driving Through West Texas …This Is Brilliant A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died away, leaving him sitting on the