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Grandma Wanted To Leave Her Grandchildren Something …They Was Left Socked After Hearing This A dying grandma tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash.” The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, […]

A Man Bought A Kitten …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man bought a little kitten for some company and tried to teach it to speak. Everyday for six years he taught it the alphabet. For hours and hours he’d say to the cat,“Repeat after me…” and then he would say a word, or

Old Man Goes To Visit A Wizard ….What He Says Next Is Pure Gold An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that

If My Dog Could Talk ….This Is Pure Gold Dog: WAT DOING Me: Nothing I just stood up Dog: WHERE GO Me: I’m literally walking 3 feet. away. I’m not even leaving the room. Dog: CAN I COME Me: I mean sure but I’m literally just Dog: I COME TOO Dog: WAT DOING Me: I

Pretty Girl Walks Into A Department Store …Wait Till The End Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the

May Wanted To Surprise Her Husband …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Mary buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, and calls her husband with the new number: “Hello Darling.” The

Man Was Driving Along The Highway ..You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive

A Guy Is Sat In The Bar …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says: “Bill, your house burnt down!” So he runs outside, but then he thinks: “I don’t have a

Little Johnny Is On His Way To Church …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So, Billy goes up to the Priest

Man’s Wife Was Lying In Bed Crying …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A man’s wife was lying in bed crying. He walks in and asks,“What’s wrong?” “I had a dream where a prince took me from you,” she replies. Husband says,“Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.” To which the wife