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Little Johnny Is Sitting An Exam …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, “Time’s up, Ladies and Gentlemen.” Little Johnny is still scribbling away […]

Ole Was Working His Way Through His To-do List …Wait Till The End Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family of rats. So he got in his pickup and drove into the hardware store in town.

Woman Arrived At The Gates Of Heaven …This Is Brilliant A old married lady arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents, some of her best friends and all the

Little Billy And Lucy Want To Get Married … What He Says At The End Is Priceless Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love One day they decide that they want to get married. Billy goes to Lucy’s father to ask him for her hand: Billy

Guy Befriends Little Ant …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold This guy was serving a life sentence in solitary and he was about to go out of his mind, so one day he saw this little ant crawling across the floor. He thought I got the rest of my life, so I could train this

Little Boy Asks Grandfather To Make Animal Noises …This Is Brilliant Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound would you like to hear?” “How about a toad? Do you

Two Nuns Take A Trip To New York …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two Nuns from Ireland come to tour New York City Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs. So they both agree to try it when they arrive. As they’re walking around New York, they hear, “Hot Dogs! Get

Old Man Was Sitting On His Front Porch …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out “Hey boy, whatcha got there?” Boy yells back “Roll of chicken

Old Man Is On His Deathbed …Wait Till The End An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son “I want you to have all the property in the north of the town, I have 16 houses there.” He says to his second

Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar …This Is Brilliant “In the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is God’s word so it is true.” The doctor looked at the priest funny and said. “You cannot be