Little Johnny Goes To Auction With His Father …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Little Johnny asks, “Dad, why are […]
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Little Boy Was Reading A Bedtime Story …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king. Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and one will bathe me. Mom: And which one will put you to sleep Johnny: No
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A Woman Goes Into The Local Newspaper Office …This Is Priceless A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.
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Little Johnny Was Asking Questions At Breakfast …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, dear” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with
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A Giraffe Goes Into A Bar For A Drink …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A giraffe walks into a bar he asks the bartender, “Do you have any giraffe drinks?” The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a drink with the longest straw you’ve ever seen. “@$$h*le!” the offended giraffe
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Father Decides Its Time To Tell Son About Birds And Bees …This Is Priceless A father asked his 10 year old son little Johnny if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the little Johnny said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked
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A Cowboy Was Riding Looking For His Cattle …Wait Till The End It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse
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Farmer Gives Interview About His Cows …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A farmer is being interviewed about his cows Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A
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Two Old Men Are Sat On A Park Bench …Wait Till The End Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park. A young, fit girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring
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Man Rushes Home To His Wife After Winning Lottery …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the jackpot on the lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t
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