Funny

A Woman With 15 Kids Was Downtown …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. WOW, the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS? Yep they are all mine, the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down […]

Dracula Set A Test For His Bats …Wait Till The End Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So, he organised a competition, simply the bat that would drink more blood in less time than others would be the winner. The first bat went and came back after 10 minutes. Its

A Man Has A Racehorse …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, “Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep

Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Brilliant A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to name some big animals in Africa. Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa. Johnny: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, Kevin. Anyone else? John says: COW. Teacher: EXCELLENT, Anymore?? No hands up, and Kevin slowly

She Writes a Letter Asking For Advice …The Response She Gets Back Is Pure Gold Dear Simon, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the

A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls

Old Man Has An Unusual Talent …Wait Till The End A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want a 12-year-old scotch, and don’t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.” The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with a 5-year-old scotch. The

Three Male Dogs Are On A Walk …What Follows Next Is Brilliant Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of

Man Returns Home Early From A Business Trip …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch

Little Bunny Hops Into A Bakery …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A little bunny hops into town, hops into the bakery, hops up to the baker and asks, “Do you have any cookies with fish in them?” “No,” said the baker, “but I have some wonderful oatmeal and chocolate chip cookies.” “No thanks!”