Funny

Dog Kept Wandering Into Her Yard …You Won’t Believe What Note On Collar Said An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on […]

A Man With Seven Children …This Is Pure Gold A man with seven children is a bit too proud of his fertility. He is so proud that he starts referring to his wife as “Mother of Seven,” even though it annoys her completely. One evening at a neighbourhood barbecue, the husband is ready to head

Old Man Was Standing Outside The Gates Of Heaven …This Is Brilliant A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to stand on the clouds. “Are you sure I can’t help you?” says Saint Peter. “No. That’s fine,”

Little Johnny Was Playing A Game …Wait Till The End The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. Now, what’s this animal?” “A dog!” said Ricky. “Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. The

Man Asked Friend For Advice …Wait Till The End There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I’m stumped.” His buddy says, “I have an idea. Why

A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a

Little Johnny Sat Next To His Teacher …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Little Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an‌‌n arrogant face and said, “A swan ‌‌hasn’t been friends with a‌‌ pig.” “Then I‌‌ shall fly on”, answered the Little

Woman Went To A Lawyer To Discuss Divorce …This Is Priceless A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied. “But, all he ever wants is s**, I can’t take it.” “Instead of divorcing him why don’t

Young Man Buys A Chicken Farm …Wait Till The End A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, so he decides to go consult with some of the locals. He finds an old farmer and asks if he might be able to give him some pointers.

Two Old Men Were Picked Up By The Cops …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Two old men were picked up by the cops for smoking d0p£ and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than