Two Old Friends Are Walking Together Down The Street …Wait Till The End Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same, would […]
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Female Professor Gives Lecture On Polygamy …Wait Till The End A Female Professor was invited for a lecture and the topic she chose to talk about was polygamy. She talked about the benefits of polygamy, and why women should embrace it and support their husbands towards achieving it. As she kept emphasising on this topic,
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Guy Walks Into A Bar With Dog …This Is Brilliant A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says: “Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-Iegged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.” 50 bucks is laid down.
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Two Boys Come Home With A 50 Euro Note …The Reason Why Is Priceless One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from. “Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy
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A Farmer Has Four Beautiful Daughters …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End An old farmer has four very pretty daughters. He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his shoulder to scare them off. Friday night
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Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Chatting …This Is Pure Gold Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen
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A Woman With 15 Kids Was Downtown …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. WOW, the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS? Yep they are all mine, the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down
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Dracula Set A Test For His Bats …Wait Till The End Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So, he organised a competition, simply the bat that would drink more blood in less time than others would be the winner. The first bat went and came back after 10 minutes. Its
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A Man Has A Racehorse …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, “Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep
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Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Brilliant A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to name some big animals in Africa. Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa. Johnny: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, Kevin. Anyone else? John says: COW. Teacher: EXCELLENT, Anymore?? No hands up, and Kevin slowly
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