Funny

Captain Insisted On Wearing Red Shirt …The Reason Why Is Priceless Sometimes, as a leader, you have to hide your doubts; something this captain knows all too well. A ship was sailing in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching his ship. The captain shouted to his crew, “Gentlemen, […]

Truck Driver Wanted To Get Some Sleep …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep. Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a knock at the cab door. “Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Knocked On Old Lady’s Door …This Is Brilliant A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A small old lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured

Groom Waits At Altar With Huge Grin …You Won’t Believe The End A groom waits at the end of the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best Bl0w j*B I have ever had in my entire

Little Johnny Started To Feel Sick …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told him, “I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across

Husband Is Not Home By Usual Time …What He Tells His Wife Is Pure Gold The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top

Gynaecologist Spots New Patient Looking Nervous …This Is Brilliant A Gynaecologist Notices That A New Patient Is Nervous. While Putting On The Latex Gloves, He Asks Her If She Knows How They Make Latex Gloves. The Patient Says No. The Doctor Says, “There Is A Plant In Mexico Full Of Latex That People Of Various Hand

A Guy Walks Into A Pub …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A Guy Walks Into A Pub And Sees A Sign Hanging Over The Bar Which Reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking His Wallet For The Necessary Payment, He Walks Up To The Bar And Beckons To One

Old Murphy Goes Back To Church …You Won’t Believe The End Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to

Little Johnny Is Bored During Sunday Church Service ..You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Little Johnny is sitting in church and getting extremely bored and restless as the preacher’s long and dull sermon as it drags on and on. Not able to take it anymore, he leans over to his dad and whispers in