Funny

Santa Was Getting Ready For Christmas …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was […]

Young Sailor About To Go On His First-Ever Cruise …Wait Till The End A young sailor about to on his first-ever around the world cruise” visits his grandfather, a retired Admiral. “Gramps, I’m so excited to go on my first cruise,” he says. “Well, son, let me see what you’ve packed so I can make

Wife Tries To Ignite The Flame …What Husband Says Next Is Pure Gold A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in s*x. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship and finally decided to purchase some crotch-less underwear

Veterinarian Surgeon Had A Hell Of A Day …This Is Priceless A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day, But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and

Two Old Retired Widowers Check In On Each Other …Wait Till The End Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or personal affection. One day, as he drinks

A Wife Plans A Day Out For Husband …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End Dave’s wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How are ya?” His wife is

Old Woman Was Furiously Honking Her Horn …Wait Till The End The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating old woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in

 Man Went For A Dive In A Nearby Lake …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water: After

Little Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Bank is?” Little Johnny replied, “Sure! Just go

Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus ….Wait Till The End I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5