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I’m about 5 pounds away from google maps listing me as a roundabout. How many people does this relate to? This lock down is hitting me hard. I feel like because I’m bored and home all day I’m constantly raiding the fridge and snacking! Honestly I just can’t stop eating, if it goes on much […]

‘Life is a high way’, I obviously took the dirt road. I’m not exactly complaining. As I am sure that many people have it much much worse. But when it comes to the saying ‘life is a high way’ I definitely didn’t get the memo. Because rather than the smooth open roads of a high

Years from now we’re gonna be like 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022 ‘Hey you missed….’ NOPE we don’t talk about that one! This year really has just been a right off so far. I can’t wait for all of this stuff to be over with and just to get back to happier times. Where we can

As you get older you’ve got to stay positive.For example, the other day I fell down the stairs…Instead of getting upset I just thought, ‘Wow, that’s the fastest I’ve moved in years.’ As I said before there are many downsides to getting old. Not that getting old should be seen as a bad thing. But

We should start Referring to age as levels.Because ‘I’m at level 50’ sounds much cooler than just being an old person. As the old saying goes age is just a number. But it is awfully annoying as it keeps creeping up year after year. Like a ticking time bomb that can be very destressing for

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at the dollar store! I know it is part of their job and obviously it is company policy. Of course it is not down to them. But I really hate when cashiers check

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking,“I may as well pee while I’m here” There are many many MANY downsides to getting old but I have to say the lack of bladder control has to be one of the worst! It’s like being a child again have having

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry! Over the years I have tried just about every diet going to try and shift some weight. But each time I just can’t stick to them and end up failing. Then I am back to square one and go awhile before

I see people around my age mountain climbing… I feel good about getting my leg through my underwear with out losing my balance. Sometimes I wondered if I am just old before my time, or very unfit. Because I see people my age running marathons and climbing mountains. Then here I am struggling to put

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older… …younger! When I was younger I was always baffled by this question. You are always asked it growing up, especially in high school when you are a teen. I wondered what they wanted the answer to be? How was I meant to