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Teacher Told Class They Can Only Use Big People Words. What One Of Them Said Next Is Hilarious. A group of four-year-olds were trying hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she was always reminding […]

She Was Stunned When Her Grandson Said This To The Man At Her Door. This Is Hilarious. A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma

Confused Wife. She Was Confused When Her Husband Said He Had Killed 3 Male And 2 Female Flies. But Is Stunned When He Replied This. A young Australian couple recently moved to Florida and their first experience with the humid environment was the presence of insects and flies. They had a lot to contend with

She Thought He Would Just Laugh At Her Occupation, But Then He Said This. A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion

Little Boy Stuns Mom By Refusing To Listen To Her At The Dinner Table. But What He Said Next Is Hilarious. Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special eventsEaster Sunday, Thanksgiving, Christmas. One day, Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner

Lady Accidentally Farts In A Car Showroom. But Gets The Shock Of Her Life When She Turns Around. A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed,

She Never Expected This Note From Her Mother-In-Law On Her Wedding Night Dear Suzie, Welcome to our family and more importantly, to married life. Here’s a married man’s dictionary that I thought would help you a whole lot. “IT’S A GUY THING”Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no

Barber Thinks He Can Outsmart This Kid. But Little Boy Has The Last Laugh A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you”. The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two 20 cent pieces

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Her Friend Was Puzzled When She Said She Had A.A.A.D.D (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder). But What Her Friend Said Next Had Her Laughing Uncontrollably.  Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:  I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the