Five Surgeons Discussing Who Makes The Best Patients To Operate On. Third surgeon Reply Was Priceless Because It’s The Truth.
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.’
The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’
The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon chimes in: ‘You know, I like
construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.’
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable!’
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