Funny

Man Asks Old Lady Why She’s Alone On A Cruise Ship. Her Response Is Shocking! About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining […]

Man Sends Out Warning After Trying Out Taser With Hilarious Results! Last weekend I spied something at the Pawn shop that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my “fancy” is easily tickled.) I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little

Man Sees A Talking Dog For Sale Sign ….When He Inquires About The Dog He Is Amazed By What He’s Told. A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the

Man Tries To Find A Perfect Home For His Mom But This Unexpected Ending Will Have You Laughing Til It Hurts! A man was taking his old Mother to a home for old people. He wanted her to have the best one so he was investigating many of them. So one day he came to

Grandmother Calls The Hospital In A State of Worry. You’ll Be Surprised When You Hear Why. A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name

Man Sends Girlfriend The Wrong Gift. The Consequences Are Hysterical. A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday. Because they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger

Mother Is Horrified When Her Little Boy Shocks Everyone By Shouting This At The Airport. Several years ago, when I lived in New York and flew to customer sites often, my wife would usually drop me off at Newark (N.J.) airport and pick me up when I returned. On one trip, I was only going to be gone for a few

Dad Rushes To Store After Forgetting Daughters Birthday. When He Asks Why Price Of The Dolls Are Different,He Wasn’t Expecting This Reply! A man was driving home one evening and realised that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present yet. Knowing his Daughter would be heart broken and his Wife

Wife Charged Husband $20 Every Time They Slept Together For Over 30 Years. I Can’t Believe What She Did With the Money On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated

3 Newly Wed Couples Spent Their Honeymoons At The Same Hotel. Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are