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Fred’s Wife Asks Why He’s Home So Late …His Response Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got […]

Man Asked His Doctor if He Thought He’d Live to Be a Hundred …This Is Brilliant After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 100?’ He asked, ‘Do

Woman Had Charming Dream About A Pearl Necklace …Her Husband’s Response Is Priceless A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home

Photographer Boards Plane To Take Aeriel Photos …What Happens Next Is Brilliant A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the Old Faithful geyser at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to

Little Johnny Asks His Father How People Were Born …His Response Is Priceless A child name Little Johnny asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the

A Young Man Volunteers To Sell Bibles …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A young man part of the congregation asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following

Mother Comes Home To Find Her Kids Hiding Behind The Couch …The Reason Why Will Shock You She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks,

Pompous Colonel Is Eager To Impress …Wait Till The End Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afternoon and I’ll pass along your message… In the meantime, thank you for your commendation and

Rude Lady Honks Horn In Drive-Thru Queue …What This Man Does Next Is Brilliant I was in a long queue at a drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order. Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when

A Chicken Goes Into The Library And Says Book …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The librarian says, “You want a book?” “Book.” “Any book?” “Book.” So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, “Book-book.” The librarian says, “Now you want