Man Explains How He Was Almost Married …Just Wait Till The End These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First guy asks the second guy, “How have things been going?” The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first guy, I…..w…a…s……a…l…m…o…s..t……..m…a…r…r…i…e..d” The first guy says in amazement, “Hey, […]
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Senior Citizens Reunite At 60th High School Reunion …Wait Till The End A man who was a widower and a woman who was a widow attended their annual High School Reunion.They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This
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Nun Gets Strange Looks From Everyone But Not For The Reason You Might Imagine … Just Wait Till The End A Nun gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says, “Someone got up on the wrong
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Brilliantly Funny Story of How Dog and Cat Were Created A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are
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The Most Hilarious Things Ever Said In Court Part 2 These are things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year. ______________ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?A: Yes.Q: And in what ways does it affect your
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A Man Walks Into A Shop Looking To Buy A Suit …What Happens Next Is Brilliant The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit by an attendant. “But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is such a bargain,” the sales clerk explained. “Just
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Everyone Was Left Speechless When An Old Man Said This …This Is Brilliant A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife. She sat beside him and a small smile played around her lips.
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If Men Made Rules …Number 14 Is Brilliant Just a warning for all those easily offended! This is purely for humor and in no way inclines that ALL men/women are like this. It is just an over exaggeration of stereotypes and in no way is this meant to cause offense* 1. Learn to work the
A Man Goes To The Confessional …The Reality Is Brilliant “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my child?” The priest asks back. “Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you do use this awful language?” said the priest. “I was
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The Banker Thought This Woman Was Crazy …What She Says Next Is Brilliant An old aristocratic woman pulls up to a large New York bank in her Rolls Royce. She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where she is greeted by a banker. “Hi, Sir. I would like to take out a
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