Everyone Was Left Speechless When An Old Man Said This

Everyone Was Left Speechless When An Old Man Said This

Everyone Was Left Speechless When An Old Man Said This …This Is Brilliant

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long:

The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.

She sat beside him and a small smile played around her lips.

He hesitated for a moment before he explained:

“Well, son, I got married when I was 21.

The wife and I decided that if ever we argued the loser should take a long walk to cool off.

So I guess I’ve benefited from 79 years of fresh air.

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An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

“I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.”

“That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.”

“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.

“Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

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