Funny

 Man Decided To Take A Dip In A Nearby Lake …What Happens Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got […]

James Retired And Got A Staggering Retirement Reward …What Follows Next Is Priceless After years of working for the same Bank, James retired from service as a Senior Manager. As a reward for loyal service he got handsome retirement benefits. Overall he accumulated around 5 Million from over the years. The 5 Million he decided

Little Johnny Is Seen Walking A Cow Through The Village …What He Says At The End Is Brilliant Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.

Two Elderly Buddies Stop To Have A Drink Together …What Follows Next Is Hilarious Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking elderly buddies who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to-do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had

A Husband Wanted His Wife To Follow These Rules ….Her Reply Is Pure Gold A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he said. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I

Little Johnny Passed His Driving Test …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from

Two Aliens Visit Earth …What Happens Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling.  We come in peace.  Take us to your leader.”

A Man In A Suit Approaches A Young Lady …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast, “No,

Man Leaves Pharmacy Hysterically Laughing …You Won’t Believe The Reason Why A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing. The next day,

Old Man Gets Harassed By 3 Bikers …What He Does Next Is Priceless An old man was eating his lunch at a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second