Little Johnny Is Told That God Can Hear Him Swearing …His Response Is Priceless One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, “F*#! this,” “F*#! that.” The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says, “You shouldn’t swear like that, Johnny God is all […]
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Young Couple Invited Their Aged Pastor To Dinner …This Is Brilliant A young couple invite their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled pastor. “Are you sure about that?” “Yes,”
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Man Came Into The Office Late …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him: “What’s the story this time, Jones?” He asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Jones
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Old Man Is Fed Up Of Daughter Meddling In His Life …What He Decides To Do Next Is Priceless Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my “doing something
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A Husband Starts Massaging His Wife In Bed …Wait Till The End After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and
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A Man Lost His Dog In The Park …What Followed Is Brilliant There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘common-sense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought ‘trouble’ to the park, and left ‘common-sense’ at home. While the man was so happy playing
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Everyone Laughed When Two Tourists Did This In Church …This Is Brilliant Two tourist visiting France woke early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed. “Well,” one says to the other, pointing to a nearby Cathedral, “Why don’t we attend Mass?” “Sure,” replies his friend “But we don’t know how
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The Magic Desk ….This Is Priceless Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. “That desk is going for $5000,” says the shopkeeper. “$5000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!”
Little Boy Is Getting Ready For Bed …What He Says Next Is Brilliant A small boys is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You has your chance. Lights out!” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaaaad….” “WHAT?!” “I’m thirsty. Can I have
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An Elderly Texan Went To The City To Get A New Outfit …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit.He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered,“Yes
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