Army Private Seeks Permission For The Leave …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A young Army private goes to his commanding officer to ask for leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the officer tells him. “You go, and tell your wife that I wish her luck.” […]
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Man Keeps Asking How Long Before He Could Get A Haircut …The Reason Why Is Priceless A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked:“How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said:“About 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later the same
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Hilarious Photos From People Who Deeply Regret Shopping Online We’ve all been there. Ordered something online and when it’s arrived it’s not quite what you had in mind. Majority of the time we only have ourselves to blame for not checking the sizing or the description properly. But as you can see from some of
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A Grandson Asked His Grandpa One Question …His Reply Is Brilliant A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa thought for a minute and simplified the explanation like this: Grandpa: Listen young one, a wife is like
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A Newly Wed Couple Buy A House Together …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A newly wed couple buys a house together, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him. The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife: If you don’t make me dinner I will do to you what
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An Elderly Pianist Was Hired To Play Background Music …Wait Till The End An elderly man was hired to play the piano as part of the background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn
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Little Boy Is Sat On A Bus …What Follows Next Is Priceless A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.” The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was
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Efficiency Expert Warns Not To Try Tips At Home ….The Reason Why Is Priceless An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution…. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.” “Why not?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She would
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Old Lady Asks IRS For Stack Of Forms …Reason Why Is Priceless Tax day, April 15, was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. “Why so many?” the clerk asked. “My son is stationed overseas,” she said. “He asked me to pick
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Little Johnny Went Away For The Weekend …This Is Hilarious Little Johnny went away for the weekend to visit his grandfather who lived on a big property out in the country. While he was there he went into the rabbit enclosure with his grandpa where the ground was covered in rabbit droppings. “What are all
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