Teacher Gets Frustrated At Students Wrong Answer …The Reality Is Priceless “If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar.” answered Little Johnny. Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If you had a dollar, and you asked your […]
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She Explained To Her Husband The Devil Made Her Buy The Sexy Dress …This Is Brilliant A pastor was enraged when he found a bill for a $250 dress in his wife’s purse. “How could you do this?” the pastor cried. “You know we’re on an incredibly tight budget!” “I know,” the woman said, “but
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A Pastor’s Confession …Wait Till The End Three men of God met and agreed to tell one another their bugging problem which must secretly be kept from others hearing. The first pastor said “my problem is pilfering; I always steal from the church purse, please brethren I need you to pray for me.” The second
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Pastor Says ‘Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace’ …What Happens Next Is Brilliant On a wedding day, a pastor asked the usual question; Anyone who feels the couple should not be joined in holy wedlock should signify by raising his/her hand now or remain silent forever. A man at the back seat raised his
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A Lady From The City Is Travelling On A Train …What She Says Next Is Priceless A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd
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Little Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother …Wait Till The End Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” Little Johnny replied, “Sure! Just go straight
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Man Is Struggling For A Present Idea For His Wife’s Birthday …What His Friend Suggests Next Is Brilliant Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,… “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday.” “She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m
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A Woman Was Having An Affair When Her Husband Came Home Early …What Follows Next Is Priceless A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the
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Grandpa Is Surprised When Little Johnny Does This …The Reason Why Will Leave You Speechless Little Johnny’s house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6-year-old Johnny and starts asking about school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of.After a while, Grandpa notices that Johnny is losing interest in the conversation so
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A Pig Walks Into A Pub …Wait Till The End One day a pig walked into a pub.He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with mist emanating from the top. Slightly flummoxed he asks the barman,“What’s this about then?” The barman replies,“Well, this is a mystic potion, a concoction
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