Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For A Dog …This Is Brilliant A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home […]
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Two Old People Flirt At A Seniors’ Singles Bar …What They Say Next Is Priceless One night two old timers were at a seniors’ singles bar. They started to hit it off and began flirting with each other. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for
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Two Old Guys Were Discussing How Women Have All the Luck …This Is Brilliant Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.” “What do you mean?” asked the second guy. “Well,” replied
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Paddy Visits Shop That Sells Everything …What Happens Next Is Hilarious Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a notice in the window: The notice said. ‘We sell everything’ Paddy could not believe this, so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson “Do
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A Blind Old Man Who Decided To Visit Texas …What Happens Next Is Priceless There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,“Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered,“Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally
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An Old Man Asks His Wife To Sew On A Button ….What Follows Next Is Hilarious An old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little old lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s come off of me fly? I can’t button me pants.” “Oh Angus, I’ve
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Computer Support Hotline Gets A Call From Destressed Customer …What Follows Next Is Priceless Actual dialogue of a former Customer Support employee. Operator: ‘Computer assistance; may I help you?’ Caller: ‘Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect ‘ Operator: ‘What sort of trouble?’ Caller: ‘Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden
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A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter To Do This …What Follows Next Is Hilarious An elderly Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender. She regarded
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Newly Wed Bride Rings Mother In Tears …You Will Not Believe What She Says Next “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I’d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come
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A Middle-Aged Man Tired Of The City Relocates …What Follows Next Is Hilarious A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it
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