Funny

A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A gorilla walks into a bar he sits down on a bar stool and orders himself a gin-tonic. The bartender looks on in total surprise and gives him a gin-tonic. The gorilla drinks his glass completely empty and asks how much to […]

Bouncer At Night Club For Household Items Turns Sink Away …What Mirror Says Next Is Priceless A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household items. One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him. As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a

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Man Walks Into A Bar …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man wearing a large broad-brimmed hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she asks him. He responds: “For all my life, I have been tamed and ridden

Girl Thinks She’s Smarter Than Her Classmates …But Then Her Mom Says This Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

Man Praises Minister For Being Smarter Than Einstein …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister’s hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You

Little Girl Reveals Strange Lady Visited While Mother Was At Work …But What She Says Next Is Priceless A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then

Employee Builds Up The Guts To Ask His Boss For A Raise …But Then He Says This Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious form for over ten

A Guy and A Girl Meet At A Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He

Boy Writes Home To Mother About His Strange Neighbours …The Reality Is Priceless There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was